February 2012
84 posts
I am dropping physics. I am. I will. Talking to my counselor tomorrow.
I remember when I was little every morning when I woke up I would look in the mirror and step on the little step and go on my tip toes and say to myself “This is how tall I’m going to be when I grow up and I’ll know big words” Now that I am grown up, I realized I became everything I didn’t want to become.
Natalie Tran's next video..
justtouchedawkwardly:
Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.
dear god my math teacher last year.
brian: so did you bang him yet?
me: I had sex with him in a utility closet.
brian: does our school even have a utility closet?
me: by utility closet, I meant your bed.
brian: I'm glad it brought you some comfort.
me: he came all over your pillow.
brian: I thought it snowed in my room.
Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
cloudsbeneathmyfeet:
aw fuck my car is dead. just when my dads leaving for korea tomorrow. great.
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
pemberley-state-of-mind:
Mr Darcy! What are you doing here?
Mr. Darcy, I had no idea we had the honour.
Miss Elizabeth, I´m a guest here.
I had the pleasure of meeting your nephew in Hertfordshire.
“I didn´t know how to get Mr. Darcy into the room, so I just had him appear.”
(Joe Wright, Director)
comfortkeepsusnice:
asianjeans:
why are girls obsessed with the vow?
Right? It’s like every other stereotypical romance movie out there.
i was like “oh it must be good. i’ll watch the trailer -watches- this is absolute shit.”
why are girls obsessed with the vow?
josiahfiles:
God creates dinosaurs.
God destroys dinosaurs.
God creates man.
Man destroys God.
Man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs destroy man.
Dinosaurs rebuild god and destroy him again purely for revenge
Dinosaurs win.
